Bitcoin Meme Maker
Create the memes. Orange pill the world.
Killer feature? Auto laser eyes.
$4.99 once. No subscriptions, no ads, no accounts. iPhone · iOS 17+
Most meme apps charge $5 every month.
This one is $5. Once. Forever.
What's inside
Everything you need to make the meme.
Auto laser eyes
Face detection finds every face and lasers each eye, matched to the gaze. Ten people? Twenty lasers. One tap. Six colors.
2,000+ templates
Search basically any popular meme. Plus a Bitcoin Classics section: the real history, from Dorian to the genesis Times page.
Live BTC charts
Drop in the live price or a clean historic chart card — 1 day to 5 years — straight onto your meme.
Full finger control
Drag, pinch, and twist. Dedicated scale and rotate handles, layers, perspective warp, snap guides, undo. No instructions needed.
Trending, live
A feed of what's actually trending in meme culture right now, refreshed daily — never the same stale set.
Zero tracking
No analytics, no ads, no accounts. Your photos are processed on your phone and never uploaded. Nothing about you leaves the device.
